The True Ebil of Heather Gardner is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Heather Gardner with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.633 billion Heather Gardnerians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roser. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Heather Gardnerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,034 trillion golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 88,924 golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal, the entire entry for Heather Gardner in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', the children of Heather Gardner are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and Raven is one of the most popular forenames in Heather Gardner. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heather Gardner's national animal is the raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Violetism.

Heather Gardner is ranked 71,907^th in the world and 1^st in Ebil for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 133.79 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.