The Utopia of Hdia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by someone no one needs to care about with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.212 billion Hdians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Comfortable Resort. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Hdian economy, worth 705 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 219,579 francs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 867,513 per year while the poor average 37,628, a ratio of 23.1 to 1.

The nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, and when shaking hands with foreign leaders someone no one needs to care about wears an armoured gauntlet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hdia's national animal is the poor living quality, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is something traditional.

Hdia is ranked 1,799^th in the world and 11^th in Panama Papers for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 8,385.6 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.