The State of Havenloc is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 42.288 billion Havenlocians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Education and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The very strong Havenlocian economy, worth a remarkable 2,178 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 51,524 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 350,302 per year while the poor average 2,768, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, it is widely believed that the first citizen of Havenloc was called 'Wild-eyed Daddy-O', the death penalty has been reintroduced, and Havenloc has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Havenloc's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Havenloc is ranked 185,149^th in the world and 1^st in Havenloc for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 238.36 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.