Population | 15.798 billion |
Capital | Boston |
Leader | Mayor |
Faith | Red Sox |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | falcon |
The City of Havath Toustuvia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mayor with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.798 billion Havath Toustuvians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boston. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Havath Toustuvian economy, worth a remarkable 3,681 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 233,007 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 676,765 per year while the poor average 63,500, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.
The new intercity submarine SSN Falcon Warrior instills terror in claustrophobic travellers, the overhead luggage compartment is often full, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Havath Toustuvia's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Red Sox.
Havath Toustuvia is ranked 1,292nd in the world and 2nd in Boston for Most Primitive, scoring 226.2 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Havath Toustuvia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and Most Primitive and the Top 5% for Highest Wealthy Incomes, Highest Economic Output, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Havath Toustuvia, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
- : Following new legislation in Havath Toustuvia, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights.
- : Following new legislation in Havath Toustuvia, the overhead luggage compartment is often full.
- : Following new legislation in Havath Toustuvia, the new intercity submarine SSN Falcon Warrior instills terror in claustrophobic travellers.
- : Following new legislation in Havath Toustuvia, lottery winners spend most of their money on security.
- : Following new legislation in Havath Toustuvia, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
- : Following new legislation in Havath Toustuvia, only government officials may operate computers.
- : Following new legislation in Havath Toustuvia, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
- : Following new legislation in Havath Toustuvia, contestants on Havath Toustuvia's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.