The Dictatorship of Hatful is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Jamie with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.652 billion Hatfulians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of StarYen. The average income tax rate is 83.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Hatfulian economy, worth 461 trillion yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 99,068 yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is no rest for the widowed, soporific speeches from Jamie have left the opposition utterly knocked out, human sacrifice offerings die with apples in their mouths, and international organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (Hatful has found 1 easter egg). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hatful's national animal is the Owls, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Hatful is ranked 316,606^th in the world and 2^nd in Evercrest for Least Corrupt Governments, with 45.77 percentage of bribes refused.