The Republic of Harlizplot is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.383 billion Harlizplotians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 80.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Harlizplotian economy, worth 511 trillion arils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 151,292 arils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Harlizplotian weed picker are way up, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Harlizplot's national animal is the rainbow jay, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Harlizplot is ranked 216,972^nd in the world and 743^rd in ArilCards Inc for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.35 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.