The Emirate of Ilmuan is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, complete lack of prisons, and digital currency. The compassionate, devout population of 3.69 billion Ilmuanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mudun. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ilmuanian economy, worth 445 trillion dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,751 dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, and citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ilmuan's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Ilmuan is ranked 53,705^th in the world and 1,329^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.48 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.