Population | 272 million |
Currency | Donau Franc |
Animal | Finch |
The United Socialist States of Donauvolk is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 272 million Donaus are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Donau economy, worth 17.4 trillion Donau Francs a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,108 Donau Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, farting etiquette is taught in schools, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, and students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Donauvolk's national animal is the Finch, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Donauvolk is ranked 32,764th in the world and 808th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.44 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Donauvolk, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50.
- : Following new legislation in Donauvolk, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
- : Following new legislation in Donauvolk, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
- : Following new legislation in Donauvolk, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames.
- : Following new legislation in Donauvolk, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
- : Donauvolk was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
- : Donauvolk endorsed The Allied States of The Lombard League.
- : Donauvolk was endorsed by The Allied States of The Lombard League.
- : Following new legislation in Donauvolk, Scout campfire sing-a-longs tend to focus on the evils of antitrust legislation.
- : Following new legislation in Donauvolk, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 62 » Volaworand, Tepertopia, Ebonhand, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Goldnation, Amerion, Eastern Juble Lux, Curlyhoward, Differences-In-Differences, Pepperton, Aidenfieeld, Sporaltryus, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Bawkie, Belschaft, Arscanesia, Eleuthelrium, The Free Falklands, Emagination, The Filippinas, Canamerico and Greenland, Land Without Shrimp, Geneek, Ever Testing, Aurcania, Anarco Argentina, Tanyaland, ANuadh, Bohenia, Anglimerica, Genoxelande, America Gone Wrong, Wehraboos, Asarana, Lilli Lands, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Frairrisburg, Nakayo, Great Lothian, BEEstreetz, Great Scapula, Abarri, Hacrela, Lupusterra, 7 Trees, Nowa Europa, Stelmund, Haya-Nagatoro, East Endia, and 12 others.Blipp, Springwalla, Chernaya Zvezda, Poguelands, Meglomania, HawkoFon, Serpleddyland, Farelonia, Corthsri, Legion Of The Moon, Janoi Donacen, and The Lombard League.