The Kingdom of Habibilon is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by John Connor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.272 billion Habibilonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tiddy Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Habibilonian economy, worth 693 trillion guilders a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 212,004 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal diminutive intelligence officers, homes without staircases are considered a step up in luxury, terrorists who are 17th cousins with the ex-wives of half-brothers of citizens are now exempt from the immigration ban, and homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Habibilon's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Children of God.

Habibilon is ranked 279,818^th in the world and 12^th in The Axis of Evil for Highest Drug Use, scoring 31 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.