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Most Primitive: 653rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,624thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,838th
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Gypsy Lands

Population9.438 billion

LeaderThe Gypsy Queen

Currencysilver coin

The Matriarchy of Gypsy Lands is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Gypsy Queen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, strictly enforced bedtime, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.438 billion Gypsies are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tambourine. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The strong Gypsy economy, worth 756 trillion silver coins a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 80,202 silver coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 242,784 per year while the poor average 20,615, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

Coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark, and it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Gypsy Lands's national animal is the Werewolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gypsy Lands is ranked 41,385th in the world and 20th in Gypsy Lands for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,507.95 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Most Primitive: 653rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,624thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,838thTop
Most Devout: 4,775thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,879thFattest Citizens: 5,866thLargest Retail Industry: 6,963rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,854thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,946thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,130thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 13,274thMost Armed: 13,416thMost Cultured: 14,112thBest Weather: 14,599thMost Influential: 14,779thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,796thLargest Black Market: 19,116thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23,167thMost Patriotic: 23,171st
Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the region

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