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Most Primitive: 615thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,693rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,905th
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Gypsy Lands

Population8.426 billion

LeaderThe Gypsy Queen

Currencysilver coin

The Matriarchy of Gypsy Lands is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Gypsy Queen with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.426 billion Gypsies are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tambourine. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The strong Gypsy economy, worth 675 trillion silver coins a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 80,182 silver coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 242,723 per year while the poor average 20,610, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

Coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark, and it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Gypsy Lands's national animal is the Werewolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gypsy Lands is ranked 37,620th in the world and 13th in Gypsy Lands for Rudest Citizens, with 79.94 Insults Per Minute.

Most Primitive: 615thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,693rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,905thTop
Most Devout: 4,842ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,279thFattest Citizens: 6,279thLargest Retail Industry: 7,094thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,914thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,192ndTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 12,374thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12,658thMost Armed: 13,948thMost Cultured: 14,435thMost Influential: 15,849thBest Weather: 15,880thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,513thLargest Black Market: 20,773rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 21,881stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,069th
Most Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the region

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