The State of Guyatt is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 30.168 billion Guyattians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The very strong Guyattian economy, worth a remarkable 1,404 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 46,563 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 316,577 per year while the poor average 2,501, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, deers are considered a delicacy, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and Guyatt has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Guyatt's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Guyatt is ranked 302,469^th in the world and 532^nd in State for Highest Poor Incomes, with 2,501.94 Standard Monetary Units.