The Community of Gunsdile is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Gunsdilean Council with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.211 billion Gunsdileans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ghreapo. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Gunsdilean economy, worth a remarkable 3,331 trillion Malairths a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 361,649 Malairths, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Too many developers spoil the codebase, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, and those awarding peace prizes to Gunsdileans find themselves in pieces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gunsdile's national animal is the Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Atheism.

Gunsdile is ranked 197,509^th in the world and 70^th in Flanelistan for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring zero on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.