The Armed Republic of Gundara is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Dat Simple Nope with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working population of 8.896 billion Gundarans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pizza Time. The average income tax rate is 30.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Gundaran economy, worth 878 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 98,750 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gundara's national animal is the Horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Imperial Truth.

Gundara is ranked 111,130^th in the world and 1^st in The Imperium of Man Kind for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 10,697.42 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.