The Democratic Republic of Gulagonesian Young Pioneers is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Fearless Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 19.986 billion Gulagonesian Young Pioneers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leninki. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Gulagonesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,647 trillion marlens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 82,444 marlens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan, Brasilistan has been announced as the nation's newest colony, "To Hell or to Marshland" is a common settler cry directed at native Brasilistanis, and nuclear physics is the most popular course at university. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gulagonesian Young Pioneers's national animal is the nauga, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Gulagonesian Young Pioneers is ranked 25,434^th in the world and 3^rd in Prettydragoon for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.63 law-abiding acts per hour.