The Republic of Guinea Pig Horde 5 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.963 billion Guinea Pig Horde 5ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 48.7%.

The powerhouse Guinea Pig Horde 5ian economy, worth 549 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,972 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Guinea Pig Horde 5ian justice, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guinea Pig Horde 5's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Guinea Pig Horde 5 is ranked 113,030^th in the world and 5,056^th in Osiris for Most Patriotic, with 13.86 flags saluted per person per day.