The Allied States of Guaycuru is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.436 billion Guaycuruans enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The thriving Guaycuruan economy, worth 609 trillion juno aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 64,596 juno aurums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 215,000 per year while the poor average 14,461, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, organ donation is compulsory, Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, and Guaycuru has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Guaycuru's national animal is the quick pink fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Guaycuru is ranked 239,667^th in the world and 2^nd in Paraguay for Nicest Citizens, with 10.55 average smiles per day.