The Republic of Guayaba is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, enslaved workforce, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.69 billion Guayabans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.2%.

The Guayaban economy, worth 136 trillion Guayabas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,740 Guayabas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 289,072 per year while the poor average 4,327, a ratio of 66.8 to 1.

Boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, not even adulthood can save you from truant officers, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, and roads are littered with memorials for roadkill. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Guayaba's national animal is the Guayaba, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Guayaba is ranked 179,136^th in the world and 1^st in Mundo de la Guayaba for Most Developed, scoring 53.64 on the Human Development Index.