The Beloved Book Series of Guardians Of GaHoole is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Oath with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.751 billion Guardians Of GaHooleans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Ga'Hoole Tree. The average income tax rate is 58.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Guardians Of GaHoolean economy, worth 547 trillion Seedlings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 115,257 Seedlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign despots proudly bandstand on Guardians Of GaHoolean airwaves, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, and saying "don't do anything that The Oath wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Guardians Of GaHoole's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Glaux.

Guardians Of GaHoole is ranked 257,281^st in the world and 1^st in Guardians Of GaHoole for Most Primitive, scoring -176.73 on the Scary Big Number Scale.