The Commonwealth of Guardian of Midgard is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 16.262 billion Regional Guardians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 51.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Guardian of Midgardian economy, worth 506 trillion crowns a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,150 crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guardian of Midgard's national animal is the watchdog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Guardian of Midgard is ranked 247,125^th in the world and 2^nd in Guardian Network for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.35 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.