The Matriarchy of Guan Yin is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.859 billion Guan Yinians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The very strong Guan Yinian economy, worth 179 trillion Compassions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 46,431 Compassions, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 145,835 per year while the poor average 11,319, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

Leader has just been declared ruler of Guan Yin in an international press conference, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, Chinese Buddhism has been named as Guan Yin's national religion, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Guan Yin's national animal is the Dragon of Light and its national religion is Chinese Buddhism.

Guan Yin is ranked 134,869^th in the world and 3^rd in Buddhism for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,116.32 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.