The Protectorate of Guam DPR is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and feral children. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 464 million Guam DPRians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 25.7%.

The strong Guam DPRian economy, worth 30.9 trillion 4th Edition Trench Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 66,621 4th Edition Trench Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Guam DPRians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying, for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate, and explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Guam DPR's national animal is the Black Spotted Tabby Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Guam DPR is ranked 274,958^th in the world and 10^th in New Region oasis for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -6.31 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.