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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,351stMost Patriotic: 1,707thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,854th
The Rogue Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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GSN70

Population6.902 billion

CapitalCallan
LeaderGwen
FaithCaitlicigh na hÉireann

Currencyharp
Animalbanshee

The Rogue Nation of GSN70 is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gwen with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.902 billion GSN70ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Callan. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient GSN70ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,743 trillion harps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 252,671 harps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants, those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away, and imitation is the sincerest form of felony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GSN70's national animal is the banshee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Caitlicigh na hÉireann.

GSN70 is ranked 28,743rd in the world and 479th in Mikes Hope for Most Developed, scoring 83.77 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,351stMost Patriotic: 1,707thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,854thMost Devout: 2,370thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,967thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,979thMost Armed: 3,018thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,226thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,392ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,504thHealthiest Citizens: 3,905thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,520thBest Weather: 5,537thHighest Average Incomes: 6,166thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,475thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,742ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,829thLargest Black Market: 8,078thMost Accessible: 8,742ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,946thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,214thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,423rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,860thMost Efficient Economies: 10,209thSmartest Citizens: 10,466thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,695thLargest Governments: 10,711thNicest Citizens: 12,832ndMost Inclusive: 14,831stMost Beautiful Environments: 15,431stTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 17,099thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,385thHighest Economic Output: 19,546thMost Authoritarian: 19,955thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,961stMost Advanced Public Education: 20,008thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21,867thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,900thLargest Mining Sector: 24,667thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26,899thMost Developed: 28,743rdHighest Food Quality: 28,775th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in GSN70, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
  • : Following new legislation in GSN70, those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away.
  • : Following new legislation in GSN70, residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in GSN70, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
  • : Following new legislation in GSN70, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : Following new legislation in GSN70, the house always wins.
  • : GSN70 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in GSN70, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security.
  • : Following new legislation in GSN70, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption.
  • : Following new legislation in GSN70, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news.

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