The Queen's State of Griffins Legacy is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 28.236 billion Griffins Legacyians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 15.7%.

The strong Griffins Legacyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,348 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 47,760 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, Griffins Legacy's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Griffins Legacy's national animal is the deer.

Griffins Legacy is ranked 183,609^th in the world and 9^th in Mexico City for Most Primitive, scoring -72.46 on the Scary Big Number Scale.