The Empire of Grenadier-Chan is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 551 million Grenadier-Chanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Spirituality, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.2%.

The very strong Grenadier-Chanian economy, worth 30.1 trillion pennies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 54,634 pennies, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grenadier-Chan's national animal is the Loyalist-chan.

Grenadier-Chan is ranked 192,499^th in the world and 17^th in Pinevilla for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.43 law-abiding acts per hour.