The Incorporated States of Greenbone Watch is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 995 million watchers are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 32.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient watchful economy, worth 31.1 trillion late updating regions a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,210 late updating regions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, surveillance cameras are banned, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greenbone Watch's national animal is the late updating region.

Greenbone Watch is ranked 130,372^nd in the world and 1^st in Char for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 43 on the Kitten Softness Rating.