The Apostolic Green Kingdom of Green Urcea is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its daily referendums, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.645 billion Green Urceans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Green Urcean economy, worth 317 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,051 Imperial Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

It is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, and scientists are not permitted to ask questions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Green Urcea's national animal is the Yellow Labrador, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Green Urcea is ranked 260,172^nd in the world and 61^st in Rainbow Society for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 39.43 on the Kitten Softness Rating.