Population | 4.899 billion |
Capital | Fullerton |
Leader | Gwen Stefani |
Faith | Matriarchy |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Black Bull Vampire Eagle |
The Black Holy Christmas Nation of Green Queen Gwen Stefani is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Gwen Stefani with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.899 billion Americans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fullerton. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Green Queen Gwen Stefanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,981 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 404,467 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Gwen Stefani reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies, children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, and Green Queen Gwen Stefanian diplomacy is by the book. Crime is totally unknown. Green Queen Gwen Stefani's national animal is the Black Bull Vampire Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Matriarchy.
Green Queen Gwen Stefani is ranked 415th in the world and 27th in Goddess White for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 49,676.68 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Green Queen Gwen Stefani was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic, Highest Food Quality, Highest Economic Output, Most Developed, and Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in Green Queen Gwen Stefani, Green Queen Gwen Stefanian diplomacy is by the book.
- : Following new legislation in Green Queen Gwen Stefani, children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse.
- : Following new legislation in Green Queen Gwen Stefani, self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies.
- : Following new legislation in Green Queen Gwen Stefani, Gwen Stefani reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Following new legislation in Green Queen Gwen Stefani, skateparks can be found in every city.
- : Following new legislation in Green Queen Gwen Stefani, there's a hole in the heart of every Green Queen Gwen Stefanian city.
- : Following new legislation in Green Queen Gwen Stefani, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time.
- : Following new legislation in Green Queen Gwen Stefani, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
- : Following new legislation in Green Queen Gwen Stefani, allergy-sufferers must wear gas masks before venturing outdoors.