The Commonwealth of Green Greek is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its burgeoning owl population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 17.217 billion Green Greekians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 15.1%.

The Green Greekian economy, worth 803 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 46,643 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Green Greek's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Green Greek is ranked 232,999^th in the world and 3^rd in The Diverse Balkans for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.64 law-abiding acts per hour.