The Republic of Greater Lita Sunr is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.793 billion Greater Lita Sunrians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Lita Sunrian economy, worth a remarkable 4,656 trillion Pounds a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 277,278 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts, children are disappointed their allowances are no longer convertible to gold, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Greater Lita Sunrians like vultures, and heart attack victims are thrown onto the rails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Lita Sunr's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Greater Lita Sunr is ranked 1,016^th in the world and 1^st in Cape of Good Hope for Most Primitive, scoring 253.2 on the Scary Big Number Scale.