The Kingdom of Greater Bulgharia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Stoyan Kolev with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.135 billion Bulgarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sofia. The average income tax rate is 48.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Bulgarian economy, worth 103 trillion Levs a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,012 Levs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Bulgarian politicians, and lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Bulgharia's national animal is the Lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Christianity.

Greater Bulgharia is ranked 241,244^th in the world and 1^st in Combined Valdoria for Most Developed, scoring 51.87 on the Human Development Index.