The Dominion of Greaseman is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Sergeant Fury with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-working, devout population of 4.643 billion Greasemanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Spirituality, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blauman City. The average income tax rate is 13.6%.

The Greasemanian economy, worth 250 trillion Martinis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 53,930 Martinis, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Smoking is banned in public areas, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, books are so highly regarded in Greaseman that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, and disputed territories across Allied conservative Union are being claimed by Greasemanian college students. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greaseman's national animal is the Tuna Fish and its national religion is Vedulism.

Greaseman is ranked 72,903^rd in the world and 1^st in Allied conservative Union for Nicest Citizens, with 15.9 average smiles per day.