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Largest Gambling Industry: 19thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 41st
The Grand Theocratic Aristocracy of
Capitalist Paradise
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Grazi

Population8.633 billion

CapitalNouvelle Orléans
Leaderthe Theocratic 1%
FaithAristocracism

CurrencyDoubloon
AnimalLower Classes

The Grand Theocratic Aristocracy of Grazi is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by the Theocratic 1% with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.633 billion subjects of the Theocratic 1% are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nouvelle Orléans. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient peasantry economy, worth a remarkable 4,388 trillion Doubloons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 508,338 Doubloons, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,761,087 per year while the poor average 4,576, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

Teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool, minor code style errors dull the house edge, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, and lending money has become a major liability. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Grazi's national animal is the Lower Classes, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aristocracism.

Grazi is ranked 332,567th in the world and 13th in Coalition of Radiant Atlantic Lobsters for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -73.14 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Top
1%
Largest Gambling Industry: 19thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 41stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 57thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 59thMost Avoided: 66thMost Armed: 69thFattest Citizens: 71stHighest Crime Rates: 78thHighest Disposable Incomes: 116thRudest Citizens: 126thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 151stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 151stHighest Drug Use: 173rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 190thMost Ignorant Citizens: 206thLargest Retail Industry: 211thLargest Insurance Industry: 214thMost Corrupt Governments: 257thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 287thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 291stLargest Mining Sector: 446thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 577thHighest Average Incomes: 670thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 916thMost Devout: 933rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,148thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,258thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,597thMost Efficient Economies: 2,628thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,889thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,187thTop
5%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 5,501stHighest Economic Output: 5,646thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,287thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,514thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,220thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,523rdTop
10%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 29,914thMost Pro-Market: 30,220th
Top
10%
Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Grazi, lending money has become a major liability.
  • : Following new legislation in Grazi, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • : Following new legislation in Grazi, minor code style errors dull the house edge.
  • : Following new legislation in Grazi, teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool.
  • : Following new legislation in Grazi, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies".
  • : Following new legislation in Grazi, global warming is heating up.
  • : Following new legislation in Grazi, no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore.
  • : Following new legislation in Grazi, frequent flyers are chiseled into statues.
  • : Following new legislation in Grazi, thieves claim they're simply working for the tax agency.
  • : Following new legislation in Grazi, cruise ships arrive in their dozens to watch cruise missile tests.

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