The Federal Republic of Grand Thodoxous is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 20.207 billion Thodoxwegians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Spirituality, with Defense, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.2%.

The very strong Thodoxwegian economy, worth a remarkable 1,309 trillion Orblaics a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 64,817 Orblaics, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 282,037 per year while the poor average 9,432, a ratio of 29.9 to 1.

A nation-wide cull of Thodoxwegian Bears is in effect, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, organ donation is compulsory, and education and welfare spending are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Thodoxous's national animal is the Thodoxwegian Bear.

Grand Thodoxous is ranked 97,623^rd in the world and 2^nd in Neudrenheim for Most Corrupt Governments, with 13.73 kickbacks per hour.