The Matriarchy of Grand Moshilad Dual-Empiric Commonwealth is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.31 billion Grand Moshiladis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maharat. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Grand Moshilad Dual-Empiric Commonwealthian economy, worth 597 trillion Moshilad Shekels a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,792 Moshilad Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bins outnumber trees in city parks, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and kids these days know how to throw a proper punch. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Moshilad Dual-Empiric Commonwealth's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Grand Moshilad Dual-Empiric Commonwealth is ranked 238,751^st in the world and 4^th in Groot Nederland for Most Primitive, scoring -122.66 on the Scary Big Number Scale.