The True MayheM album of Grand Declaration of War is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its teetotalling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The compassionate, devout population of 3.239 billion Grand Declaration of Warians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 74.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Grand Declaration of Warian economy, worth 478 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,758 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, children are told they have to do well in school if they want to live, and prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Declaration of War's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Grand Declaration of War is ranked 280,486^th in the world and 51^st in Conservative Guild for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.07 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.