The Caffeine-Consuming Crew of Graffiti Cleanup Machine VI is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Her eepyness with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 2.854 billion Graffiti Cleaners are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Endor City. The average income tax rate is 40.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Graffiti Cleaning economy, worth 157 trillion Libertias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,006 Libertias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion, residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants, and taxpayer money is hard at work exorcizing laundry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Graffiti Cleanup Machine VI's national animal is the Double-Headed Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Buttonmashingism.

Graffiti Cleanup Machine VI is ranked 145,944^th in the world and 2,413^th in eta for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,146.07 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.