The Caffeine-Consuming Crew of Graffiti Cleanup Machine V is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Her eepyness with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, infamous sell-swords, and soft-spoken computers. The cynical, devout population of 2.779 billion Graffiti Cleaners are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Endor City. The average income tax rate is 24.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Graffiti Cleaning economy, worth 133 trillion Libertias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 47,997 Libertias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, and foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Graffiti Cleanup Machine V's national animal is the Double-Headed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Buttonmashingism.

Graffiti Cleanup Machine V is ranked 112,452^nd in the world and 1,408^th in eta for Largest Black Market, with 2.07 trillion Standard Monetary Units.