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Most Politically Free: 829thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,558thRudest Citizens: 2,178th
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GPAs

Population3.121 billion

CapitalReport Card
LeaderTeachers
FaithGrades

CurrencyPhD
Animalgood luck charm

The Transcripts of GPAs is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Teachers with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.121 billion GPAsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Report Card. The average income tax rate is 90.4%.

The frighteningly efficient GPAsian economy, worth 783 trillion PhDs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 251,165 PhDs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape, Teachers has a wardrobe full of fake designer suits, parents receive hefty fines for telling kids to eat their vegetables, and octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it. Crime is totally unknown. GPAs's national animal is the good luck charm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Grades.

GPAs is ranked 98,909th in the world and 28th in Panama Papers for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,034.67 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Politically Free: 829thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,558thRudest Citizens: 2,178thSmartest Citizens: 2,409thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,593rdMost Cultured: 2,826thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,482ndMost Developed: 3,547thMost Efficient Economies: 3,646thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,687thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,127thHighest Food Quality: 5,362ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,450thLargest Governments: 5,710thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,858thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,140thHighest Average Incomes: 6,203rdMost Inclusive: 6,219thMost Accessible: 7,151stLargest Welfare Programs: 7,608thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,355thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,613thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,226thLargest Retail Industry: 10,528thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,031stNudest: 15,319thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,793rdTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 17,539thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,847thNicest Citizens: 18,763rdLargest Black Market: 21,265thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,878thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,322ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,554thLongest Average Lifespans: 26,715thLargest Agricultural Sector: 32,911th
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Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : GPAs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : GPAs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in GPAs, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
  • : Following new legislation in GPAs, parents receive hefty fines for telling kids to eat their vegetables.
  • : Following new legislation in GPAs, Teachers has a wardrobe full of fake designer suits.
  • : Following new legislation in GPAs, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in GPAs, meals are now followed by thirty minutes of mandatory exercise.
  • : Following new legislation in GPAs, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in GPAs, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in GPAs, financial investors are noting a boom in artillery.

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