The Most Serene Republic of Gorimondo is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, parental licensing program, and pith helmet sales. The cynical, devout population of 2.688 billion Gorimondoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 71.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Gorimondoan economy, worth 257 trillion Star Rods a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,736 Star Rods, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

All screens are equal but some are more equal than others, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, and well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gorimondo's national animal is the Fire Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gorimondo is ranked 266,266^th in the world and 3^rd in Gorimondo for Least Corrupt Governments, with 82.96 percentage of bribes refused.