The Nation of Goose lands is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Goose with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and digital currency. The compassionate population of 3.408 billion Goose landsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Goose City. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Goose landsian economy, worth 378 trillion Bread Crumbs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 111,063 Bread Crumbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, war criminals are given full state funerals, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, and re-education centers are being added to most prisons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goose lands's national animal is the Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Goose lands is ranked 221,244^th in the world and 8,452^nd in Lazarus for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 25,100.37 Standard Monetary Units.