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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,680thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,741st
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Goneril

Population450 million

Currencybirthright
Animalweasel

The Republic of Goneril is a very large, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 450 million backstabbers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 36.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The power-hungry economy, worth 24.3 trillion birthrights a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 54,062 birthrights, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse, windows in Goneril City don't have much of a view, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, and hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goneril's national animal is the weasel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Goneril is ranked 38,033rd in the world and 6th in Collections for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 50 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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5%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,680thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,741st
Top
5%
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionTop
10%
Most Devout: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Goneril, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
  • : Following new legislation in Goneril, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield.
  • : Following new legislation in Goneril, windows in Goneril City don't have much of a view.
  • : Following new legislation in Goneril, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse.
  • : Following new legislation in Goneril, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples.
  • : Goneril was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Goneril, the military's newest toy broadcasts Goneril's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane.
  • : Following new legislation in Goneril, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Goneril, retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits.
  • : Following new legislation in Goneril, Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.

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