The Community of Golden Jumping Spider is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its parental licensing program and infamous sell-swords. The hard-working population of 7.357 billion Golden Jumping Spiderians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 9.4%.

The strong Golden Jumping Spiderian economy, worth 471 trillion Rains a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 64,070 Rains, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Golden Jumping Spider City Times is sold out, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, and unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Golden Jumping Spider's national animal is the Chameleon.

Golden Jumping Spider is ranked 143,992^nd in the world and 6^th in Rainbow Lands for Most Primitive, scoring -50.5 on the Scary Big Number Scale.