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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,681stMost Avoided: 6,505thMost Primitive: 6,536th
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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Goblin 46

Population9.942 billion

Currencyrupee
Animalkiwi

The Empire of Goblin 46 is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, complete lack of prisons, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.942 billion Goblin 46ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.8%.

The Goblin 46ian economy, worth 289 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 29,152 rupees, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 114,806 per year while the poor average 5,021, a ratio of 22.9 to 1.

Toothpaste is a mealtime delicacy, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods, and roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Goblin 46's national animal is the kiwi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Goblin 46 is ranked 234,942nd in the world and 23rd in Gobbotopia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.88 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,681stMost Avoided: 6,505thMost Primitive: 6,536thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 25,445thFattest Citizens: 29,386thHighest Crime Rates: 30,424thMost Armed: 31,619th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Goblin 46, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse.
  • : Following new legislation in Goblin 46, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods.
  • : Following new legislation in Goblin 46, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Goblin 46, toothpaste is a mealtime delicacy.
  • : Following new legislation in Goblin 46, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter.
  • : Following new legislation in Goblin 46, fraternities are rejoicing at government-subsidized partying.
  • : Following new legislation in Goblin 46, blue bloods are welcome in Goblin 46.
  • : Following new legislation in Goblin 46, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
  • : Following new legislation in Goblin 46, the nation is now proudly cholera-free.
  • : Following new legislation in Goblin 46, Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.

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