The Empire of GOATFed is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.008 billion GOATFedians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 17.9%.

The GOATFedian economy, worth 46.2 trillion wins a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,792 wins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. GOATFed's national animal is the Outback, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

GOATFed is ranked 215,496^th in the world and 282^nd in 10000 Islands for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 42 on the Kitten Softness Rating.