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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,192ndLargest Black Market: 7,889thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,778th
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Goa

Population19.773 billion

CurrencyGold
AnimalElephant

The Trance of Goa is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.773 billion Goans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Goan economy, worth a remarkable 2,741 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,673 Golds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 448,898 per year while the poor average 32,349, a ratio of 13.9 to 1.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service, the governments pockets have been emptied filling useless garages, and the trail of chickpeas is a controversial part of middle school curriculum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goa's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Goa is ranked 263,251st in the world and 2nd in Trance for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 38.75 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,192ndLargest Black Market: 7,889thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,778thHighest Economic Output: 10,907thMost Secular: 11,375thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,036thTop
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Most Patriotic: 16,665thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,144thMost Developed: 18,368thLargest Populations: 19,897thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,448thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,221stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,625thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,710thHealthiest Citizens: 23,326thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,459thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26,461stHighest Food Quality: 26,556thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26,596thMost Authoritarian: 27,228thMost Accessible: 29,085thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 31,214thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 31,398thHighest Average Incomes: 31,530th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Goa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Goa, the trail of chickpeas is a controversial part of middle school curriculum.
  • : Following new legislation in Goa, the governments pockets have been emptied filling useless garages.
  • : Following new legislation in Goa, overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service.
  • : Following new legislation in Goa, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Goa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Goa, legend has it Leader's shower singing echoes through the halls of government.
  • : Following new legislation in Goa, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.
  • : Following new legislation in Goa, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Goa, Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers.

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