The Hidden Undergound Lair of Gnomewatchers is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Gnomad with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.882 billion Gnomes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gnomeria. The average income tax rate is 74.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Gnomeian economy, worth a remarkable 2,322 trillion crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,515 crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
Surveillance cameras are banned, foreign musicians that Gnomad dislikes are turned away at the border, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, and raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gnomewatchers's national animal is the garden gnome, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gnomewatchers was endorsed by The Soundwave of UnShleepd.
- : Gnomewatchers was endorsed by The Empire of Some Random TNP Nation.
- : Gnomewatchers was endorsed by The Dominion of Nistriabar.
- : Gnomewatchers was endorsed by The Democracy of Avastate.
- : Gnomewatchers was endorsed by The Democratic Aeurepublicaa of Aeurithianar.
- : Gnomewatchers was endorsed by The Monarchial Empire of Varola.
- : Gnomewatchers was endorsed by The Republic of Nora Rexa.
- : Gnomewatchers was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of East Akra.
- : Gnomewatchers was endorsed by The Republic of Harrys.
- : Gnomewatchers was endorsed by The Theocracy of Sachi.
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