Mood: Purple funk, brains whirling, ready for anything
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 453rdMost Influential: 975thLargest Populations: 3,815th
The Hidden Undergound Lair of
Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population28.3 billion


Animalgarden gnome

The Hidden Undergound Lair of Gnomewatchers is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Gnomad with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 28.3 billion Gnomes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gnomeria. The average income tax rate is 87.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gnomeian economy, worth a remarkable 2,713 trillion crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,893 crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gnomewatchers's national animal is the garden gnome, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gnomewatchers is ranked 228,870th in the world and 11,379th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.5 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 453rdMost Influential: 975thTop
Largest Populations: 3,815thLargest Black Market: 5,469thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,577thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,706thHighest Economic Output: 6,691stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,763rdMost Secular: 7,051stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,241stMost Advanced Public Education: 7,309thMost Armed: 8,240thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,889thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,314thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,549thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,913thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,151stTop
Most Developed: 15,048thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,020thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,004thLowest Crime Rates: 19,492ndMost Cultured: 20,064thLargest Governments: 20,082ndMost Efficient Economies: 20,461stMost Corrupt Governments: 20,911thSmartest Citizens: 21,849thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,004thMost Stationary: 23,877th
Largest Populations: 42nd in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 151st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 174th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 188th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 201st in the regionMost Armed: 234th in the regionMost Influential: 275th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 323rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 329th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 341st in the regionMost Secular: 351st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 366th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 385th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 393rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 412th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 535th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 536th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 571st in the regionMost Stationary: 584th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 837th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 891st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 918th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 924th in the regionLargest Governments: 946th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 976th in the regionMost Cultured: 985th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,035th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,107th in the regionMost Patriotic: 1,113th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,201st in the region

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