The Kingdom of GMS is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 12.391 billion GMSsers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The very strong GMSian economy, worth 781 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is 63,070 Pesos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 198,095 per year while the poor average 15,375, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. GMS's national animal is the El Sinsonte Tocororo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

GMS is ranked 261,724^th in the world and 1^st in GMS for Highest Drug Use, scoring 45.47 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.