The Republic of Gmina Reszel is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.112 billion Gmina Reszelians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Gmina Reszelian economy, worth 124 trillion Ducats a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,405 Ducats, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times, protests are illegal, and mothers drive their college-graduate children to work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gmina Reszel's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gmina Reszel is ranked 51,597^th in the world and 133^rd in Novaya Zemlya for Highest Average Incomes, with 112,405.43 Standard Monetary Units.