The Rock out with your Guac out of Glockamole is a titanic, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 20.437 billion Glockamoleans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The strong Glockamolean economy, worth 888 trillion Namarts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 43,465 Namarts, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 280,138 per year while the poor average 2,724, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Glockamole's national animal is the Left-Handed Chicken, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Glockamole is ranked 123,324^th in the world and 1^st in Brick for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 40,596.72 Standard Monetary Units.