The Congruent Repertoire of Unojo is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Saney Malbre with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.774 billion Unojoians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LEO. The average income tax rate is 46.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Unojoish economy, worth a remarkable 2,329 trillion quintos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 299,634 quintos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Unojo at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list, and animated characters are allowed to stab each other but not hold hands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unojo's national animal is the sklegg, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Conjointism.

Unojo is ranked 510^th in the world and 14^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 138.24 flags saluted per person per day.